On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a big stinky artificial tree.
On the second day of Christmas..My true love gave to me, two (bad) attitudes and a big stinky artificial tree.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me....Three needy children, two (bad) attitudes and a big stinky artificial tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...four non-working strings of Christmas lights, three needy children, two (bad) attitudes and a big stinky artificial tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five boxes of greenery, four non-working strings of lights, three needy children, two (bad) attitudes and a big stinky artificial tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...Six trips to town, five boxes of greenery, four non-working strings of lights, three needy children, two (bad) attitudes and a big stinky artificial tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Seven frozen hoses, six trips to town, five boxes of greenery, four non-working strings of lights, three needy children, two (bad) attitudes and a big stinky artificial tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight maids a working (but not for me), Seven frozen hoses, six trips to town, five boxes of greenery, four non-working strings of lights, three needy children, two (bad) attitudes and a big stinky artificial tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine recipes ruined, eight maids a working (but not for me), Seven frozen hoses, six trips to town, five boxes of greenery, four non-working strings of lights, three needy children, two (bad) attitudes and a big stinky artificial tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten muddy paws, nine recipes ruined, eight maids a working (but not for me), Seven frozen hoses, six trips to town, five boxes of greenery, four non-working strings of lights, three needy children, two (bad) attitudes and a big stinky artificial tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven Stuarts sleeping, ten muddy paws, nine recipes ruined, eight maids a working (but not for me), Seven frozen hoses, six trips to town, five boxes of greenery, four non-working strings of lights, three needy children, two (bad) attitudes and a big stinky artificial tree.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve unfinished projects, eleven Stuarts sleeping, ten muddy paws, nine recipes ruined, eight maids a working (but not for me), Seven frozen hoses, six trips to town, five boxes of greenery, four non-working strings of lights, three needy children, two (bad) attitudes and a big stinky artificial tree.
Don't get me wrong..I love Christmas, I love decorating and I am very blessed even with all my "issues". Merry Christmas!
Here is proof that I really do get into the Christmas Spirit!!!
What is it about Christmas that makes females lose their minds? We enjoy the extra work and the stress? Doesn't make much sense but I am right there with you Shawna!
ReplyDeleteI know, right? Craziness...but in a fun way ;)
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DeleteLove the decorations ! What time do you serve cookies and tea ?
You are obviously into making up sayings for the 12 days of Christmas!!! "scary people who look just like you"....
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