On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a big stinky artificial tree.
On the second day of Christmas..My true love gave to me, two (bad) attitudes and a big stinky artificial tree.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me....Three needy children, two (bad) attitudes and a big stinky artificial tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...four non-working strings of Christmas lights, three needy children, two (bad) attitudes and a big stinky artificial tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five boxes of greenery, four non-working strings of lights, three needy children, two (bad) attitudes and a big stinky artificial tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...Six trips to town, five boxes of greenery, four non-working strings of lights, three needy children, two (bad) attitudes and a big stinky artificial tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Seven frozen hoses, six trips to town, five boxes of greenery, four non-working strings of lights, three needy children, two (bad) attitudes and a big stinky artificial tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight maids a working (but not for me), Seven frozen hoses, six trips to town, five boxes of greenery, four non-working strings of lights, three needy children, two (bad) attitudes and a big stinky artificial tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine recipes ruined, eight maids a working (but not for me), Seven frozen hoses, six trips to town, five boxes of greenery, four non-working strings of lights, three needy children, two (bad) attitudes and a big stinky artificial tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten muddy paws, nine recipes ruined, eight maids a working (but not for me), Seven frozen hoses, six trips to town, five boxes of greenery, four non-working strings of lights, three needy children, two (bad) attitudes and a big stinky artificial tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven Stuarts sleeping, ten muddy paws, nine recipes ruined, eight maids a working (but not for me), Seven frozen hoses, six trips to town, five boxes of greenery, four non-working strings of lights, three needy children, two (bad) attitudes and a big stinky artificial tree.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve unfinished projects, eleven Stuarts sleeping, ten muddy paws, nine recipes ruined, eight maids a working (but not for me), Seven frozen hoses, six trips to town, five boxes of greenery, four non-working strings of lights, three needy children, two (bad) attitudes and a big stinky artificial tree.
Don't get me wrong..I love Christmas, I love decorating and I am very blessed even with all my "issues". Merry Christmas!
Here is proof that I really do get into the Christmas Spirit!!!
